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Thursday, March 24, 2011

Jokes : A Boy Wanna Be A Doctor... Can he?

Medical Definitions
There is one boy, Ah Kok, applying to medical school to become a doctor but he NEVER made it. Do you wanna know why? 

There are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam :

Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Caesarean section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing
Cat scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - punctuation mark
Cortisone - area around local court
Cyst - short for sister
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
Dislocation - in this place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
Enema - not a friend
Fake Labour - pretending to work
Genes - blue denim
Hernia - she is close by
Impotent - distinguished / well-known
Labour pain - hurt at work
Lactose - people without toes
Lymph - walk unsteadily
Microbes - small dressing gown
Obesity - city of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Prize prize
Proteins - in favour of teens
Pus - small cat
Red blood count - Dracula
(Chinta Anne : this one is sooooo kelakar! hahahaha...)
Secretion - hiding anything
Tablet - small table
Ultrasound - radical noise
Urine - Opposite of you're out
Varicose - very close


JOKES OF THE DAY... GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE !

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